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what /(h)wət,(h)wät/

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pronoun pronoun: what 1. asking for information specifying something. "what is your name?" 2. the thing or things that (used in specifying something). "what we need is a commitment" 3. (in exclamations) emphasizing something surprising or remarkable. "what some people do for attention!" determiner determiner: what 1. asking for information specifying something. "what time is it?" 2. (referring to the whole of an amount) whatever. "he had been robbed of what little money he had" 3. (in exclamations) how great or remarkable. "what luck!" adverb adverb: what 1. to what extent? "what does it matter?" 2. used to indicate an estimate or approximation. "see you, what, about four?"

One day I came home and my mommy said I was a budgie

4e D&D was really good

It is a well known fact that the largest type of giraffe is a pear but the species typically suffers from chronic obesity.

The Emperor was right for betraying Horus

Matt Ward is a very good Space Marine codex

Some things AREN'T heresy

One day, Lorgar will get off his ass and do something.

The most loyal Chapter Master is named Kharniman The Eternal Traveling Despoiler

Professor X's Superpower is being Crippled the ability to walk.

Rick Priestly isn't a priest at all

Cultist-Chan is NOT annoying nor heretical in the sligh*BLAM*HERESY!

That moment when a cat vomits up a sharknado full of Space Marines, and you become blind so you cant taste your hot melon cocaine surfer.

During the 21st century, on the gene-labs of Cadia, the Emperor of the greater good created 20 Orks.

That is no more banana today my cat formed into a melon and I need to wipe it off the kitchen floor as it's too slippery out there, now I can't stop crying.


4e was the best edition

A cogent and well stated argument, well received by all

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