What A Zoggin Awesum Uhni-verse

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On the RPG.net forum the discussion of Are the Orks in Warhammer 40K *evil*? produced a golden nugget of Ork Kulture in the tune of Louis Armstrong - What a Wonderful World.


What a Zoggin Awesum Uhni-verse[edit]

I seez boyz of green, red buggiez to
I see them dakka for me and u
And I fink to meself what a zoggin awesum uhni-verze.

I see skiez of red and cloudz of smoke
Der bright 'splody day, der dark sneaksy night
And I fink to meself what a zoggin awesum uhni-verze.

The coluz of the rokkitz so pretty in der sky
Are also in der bloody remainz of humies flowin' by
I see boyz smashin' 'eads shoutin' oi youz is next
They iz really sayin' I's the best.

I hear humies cry, I pulls me trigga
They'll learn I iz 'arder than they'll eva figa
And I fink to meself what a zoggin awesum uhni-verze.
And I fink to meself what a zoggin awesum uhni-verze.